BRUNCH MENUS

Brunch Specials

Millenial Crush (V)

black beans, guacamole, grilled corn, cotija cheese & pico de gallo, stacked high & ready to crush with flour tortilla chips

Everything I Wanted (V)

cinnamon toast crunch meets french toast perfection

Fresh Prince

crispy flour tostada, pinto beans, egg, cheese, tomato, your choice of pork, chorizo, or chicken, topped with chipotle aioli, crema, pickled onion & fresh jalapeno
sub shrimp | 1.99

Morning Glory

two bacon, egg, & cheese buttermilk pancake tacos + maple syrup

Sink or Swim

cheeseburger inspired chimichanga
filled with beef, rice, pinto beans, grilled onion, cheese & avocado covered with jack, cheddar & cojita cheese & smothered in queso topped with pico de gallo

Romaine-Tic (GF)

chopped salad dressed with tomato, avocado, bacon, cojita cheese, black beans & grilled corn topped with your choice of grilled chicken, steak, shrimp or mahi-mahi.
dressings | twe vinaigrette, chili lime or cilantro sauce

Fitness

yummy af breakfast burrito
home fries, eggs, black beans, cheese, guacamole, tomato with your choice of chorizo, bacon, or steak halved and topped with cilantro sauce

Snake Eyes (V)

red chilaquiles done enchilada style
corn chips, fried egg, avocado, cojito cheese, crema & bam bam sauce

Napoleons Dynamite

egg, cheese & bacon or chorizo breakfast quesadilla dressed with crema and chipotle aioli

Dank Hash (GF)

home fries loaded with cheese, pork, chorizo & bacon, topped off with a fried egg, crema & tomato

Sweet But Psycho

no regrets!
egg, cheese & bacon with a touch of maple syrup sandwiched between cinnamon toast crunch french toast

 
 

Boozy Brunch

Pitchers

red or white sangria

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shot

rum chata + fireball cinnamon

Breakfast Shot

shot of jameson irish whiskey, buttershots + shot of oj

No Sunday Scaries

shot + a pint of beer

 
 

Bottomless

Mimosas

your choice of orange, pineapple, grapefruit of cranberry juice

Bloody Mary's

made with three olives vodka

 
 

MAIN MENUS

GET IT GOIN

(4oz) Queso & Chips

add: ground beef .69

(4oz) Guac & Chips

(4oz) Street Corn

Chips & Salsa

(8oz) Queso & Bottomless Chips

add: ground beef 1.29

(8oz) Guac & Bottomless Chips

(8oz) Street Corn

NACHO MAMA

freshly cooked tortilla chips covered with melted jack & cheddar cheese, black or pinto beans, red mole sauce, guacamole, sour cream & pico de gallo
add: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu 2.49,
steak 2.99,
shrimp or mahi 3.59

 
 

ENSALADA

All salads served with your choice of: Chicken, Ground Beef, Pork, or Tofu

Substitute: Steak .99 Shrimp or Mahi 1.99

TOSTADA

a crispy flour tortilla bowl filled with romaine lettuce, jack & cheddar cheese, mexican rice, black or pinto beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream

CHILI-CHICKEN SALAD

romaine lettuce, cotija cheese, avocado, tomatoes, chili-lime dressing on side

MEXICAN CAESAR

romaine lettuce, cotija cheese, pico de gallo, caesar dressing on side
add extra dressing: (2oz) .59 (4oz) 1.19

 
 

TACOS

Includes 2 Tacos, Tortilla Chips & Fresh Salsa from the Bar

Tortilla Options: Soft Corn or Soft Flour & Crispy Corn or Crispy Flour

HASSELHOFF

your tortilla choice along with your choice of chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu, topped with jack & cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato
substitute: steak .99

ONE FISH

your tortilla choice, mahi-mahi, cabbage, jack & cheddar cheese, avocado, tomato, cilantro sauce

TWO FISH

your tortilla choice, mahi-mahi, lettuce, jack & cheddar cheese, avocado, tomato, chipotle sauce

SKRIMP TACOS

your tortilla choice, shrimp, cabbage, avocado, jack & cheddar cheese, cilantro sauce
add: sour cream .59 extra: cilantro sauce (2oz) .59 (4oz) 1.19

 
 

THE EX-WIFE CHALLENGE

Those willing to take on the ex-wife will have 45 minutes during one sitting to complete our 6lb burrito served enchilada style & all of its accompaniments. If Successful you will go down in TWE History!
IT’S FREE! & you get a TWET-Shirt!

Because it seemed like a good idea at the time!

THE EX-WIFE

a combined 6lbs of mexican rice, black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, guacamole, lettuce, sour cream, topped with red mole sauce, jack & cheddar cheese, sour cream, fresh cilantro, & a side of tortilla chips
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu
substitute: steak 3.99 • shrimp or mahi 7.99

 
 

BURRITOS

Includes tortilla chips & fresh salsa from the bar
Tortilla Options: Flour or Whole Wheat

TURN IT UP!

go naked: ditch the tortilla free
go green: swap the tortilla for fresh cut romaine & (4oz) dressing 1 .59
enchilada style: topped with red mole sauce, jack & cheddar cheese, sour cream & fresh cilantro 1.99
smother it: dripping with 4oz’s of queso & topped with fresh cilantro 1.99

THE BOB

mexican rice, black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese pico de gallo, guacamole, lettuce, sour cream
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu
substitute: steak .99 mahi 1.99

BENITO

mexican rice, black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, avocado, lettuce
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu
substitute: steak .99 mahi 1.99

ONE OF THOSE

jack & cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, guacamole
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu
substitute: steak .99 mahi 1.99

FAH-HEE-TAH BARITA

roasted peppers & onions, mexican rice, black or pinto beans jack & cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, avocado, lettuce, sour cream
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu
substitute: steak .99 mahi 1.99

TREE HUGGER

whole wheat tortilla filled tofu, mexican rice, black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese, lettuce, avocado, pico de gallo

BEANER

black or pinto beans mexican rice, pico de gallo

RED

mexican rice, black or pinto beans, pico de gallo, guacamole, served enchilada style: topped with red mole sauce, jack & cheddar cheese, sour cream, fresh cilantro
substitute: steak .99 mahi 1.99

ENSENADA

mahi-mahi, jack & cheddar cheese, lettuce, avocado, tomato, cilantro sauce

NOT YET FAMOUS

mahi-mahi, jack & cheddar cheese, cabbage, avocado, tomato, chipotle sauce

BLACK TIGER

shrimp, mexican rice, jack & cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, cabbage, avocado, chipotle sauce

 
 

LOS OTROS (THE OTHERS)

Includes Tortillas Chips & Fresh Salsa From the Bar

PANCHO VILLA QUESADILLA

grilled flour or whole wheat tortilla, filled with jack & cheddar cheese, guacamole, sour cream, pico de gallo on the side
add: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu 1.59 • steak 2.59 • shrimp or mahi 3.59

FAJITA QUESADILLA

grilled flour or whole wheat tortilla, filled with roasted peppers & onions, jack & cheddar cheese, guacamole, sour cream, pico de gallo on the side
add: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu 1.59 • steak 2.59 • shrimp or mahi 3.59

FAH-HEE-TAH PLATTER

roasted peppers & onions, mexican rice, black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, guacamole, lettuce, sour cream, 3 tortillas of your choice.
choice of: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu substitute: steak .99 • shrimp or mahi 1.99

 
 

THE WHOLE ENCHILADA

THE WHOLE ENCHILADA PLATTER

2 corn tortillas rolled fresh to order, filled with your choice of chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu, jack & cheddar cheese, topped with red mole sauce, melted cheese, sour cream & fresh cilantro served with mexican rice, black or pinto beans, tortilla chips & fresh salsa from the bar
substitute: steak .99 • shrimp or mahi 1.99

 
 

HALF ENCHILADAS ~ KIDS

10 & UNDER ONLY
Includes choice of juice or bottled water + tortilla chips & fresh salsa

KIDS TACO BASKET

one soft flour/corn, or crispy corn/flour tortilla, along with your choice of chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu, topped with jack & cheddar cheese
substitute: steak .59 add: sour cream .30

KIDS BURRITO

soft flour tortilla, filled with black or pinto beans, jack & cheddar cheese, sour cream
add: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu 1.20 • steak 1.00

KIDS QUESADILLA

grilled flour tortilla, filled with jack & cheddar cheese, sour cream on side
add: chicken, ground beef, pork or tofu 1.20 • steak 1.00

 
 

ON THE SIDE

MEXICAN RICE

(4oz.)

MEXICAN RICE

(8oz.)

BLACK OR PINTO BEANS

(4oz.)

BLACK OR PINTO BEANS

(8oz.)

GUACAMOLE

(4oz.)

GUACAMOLE

(8oz.)

QUESO

(4oz.)

QUESO

(8oz.)

SALSA

(8oz.)

Chicken, Pork, Beef, or Tofu

Steak, Mahi, or Shrimp

Dressings & Sauces

(2oz.)

Dressings & Sauces

(4oz.)

 
 

DON'T DRINK THE WATER

BOTTLED WATER

20 OZ BEVERAGE

over 100 options available from our coca-cola freestyle machine

MEXICAN SODA

BEER

imported, domestic, craft

WINE

red & white

 
 

DESSERT

SOPAPILLAS

fried flour tortillas dusted with cinnamon and sugar then drizzled with honey

 
 

COCKTAIL MENUS

When Life Gives You Limes...

TWE Margarita

cuervo tradicional silver tequila. triple sec, fresh sour

Get A Little Fruity

strawberry | mango | prickly pear | watermelon | fresh jalapeno

ALL-UP-PINA-RITA

altos plata tequila, lime, agave, pineapple, jalapeno

Watermelon Crawl

altos plata tequila, st. germain elderflower liqueur, watermelon, vanilla, fresh sour

El Dorado

partida reposado tequila, cointreau, grand marnier, fresh sour

Bethenny Frankel

corralejo silver tequila, fresh lime, agave

 
 

Mas Tequila

Punch Line

don julio blanco tequila, pineapple, vanilla, fresh sour, bitters, nutmeg

TE AMO TEQUILA

maestro dobel diamante tequila, passion fruit liqueur, lime, ginger beer, sugar rum

Lit AF

dulce vida pineapple jalapeno tequila, lime, pineapple, ginger beer

TRAD TAIL

cuervo tradicional silver tequila, foxtail cold brew coffee, cinnamon demerara, chocolate bitters, whipped cream, paprika

 
 

The Others

Not A White Claw

three olives cucumber lime vodka, lime, watermelon, fresh basil

The Botanist

ketel one grapefruit rose botanical vodka, fresh lemon, agave

Laudy Daudy

absolut grapefruit vodka, st. germain elderflower liqueur, grapefruit, fresh lime

Black Magic

three olives rose vodka, rose blossom water, lemon, activated charcoal

Just Chill

bombay sapphire gin, lemon, housemade pistachio orgeat, chinola passionfruit liqueur

The Cubano

flor de cana rum, lime, strawberry

Pretty Fly for a Mai Tai

blackwell jamaican rum, lime, orange liqueur, housemade pistachio orgeat

Oaxaca Flocka

400 cojonos mezcal, chile de arbol, pineapple, lime, agave, chili salt rim

Mule Knuckle

proper no. twelve irish whiskey, lime, ginger

 
 

CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS.

PLEASE INFORM YOUR SERVEROF ANY ALLERGIES YOU MAY HAVE SO WE CAN PREPARE THE DISH TO YOUR LIKING.